Dateline: October 4, 2007
You ask who has the balls, Mr. Stephen Colbert? Well, strain your beady eyes no more. Let this serve as public notice that I rise to accept your challenge. Prepare your plume for an October 9th showdown ... I Am America (And So Can You) is the grass and Ocean Raton is gonna mow it!!
Despite your massive marketing machine of diabolical lackeys, homing pigeons, and telepathic ferrets, I know the nation will rally in support of this bold warrior. While you, sir, stand on a glory-seeking platform of Colbert-indulgence and brazen Colbertelation, I stand to raise awareness and eyebrows over the hardships the aspiring wealthy must endure ... trade in their Jag for a Buick?!?! And so I ask in the face of this horror, Nation, whose voice is yours?
If you're man enough, Colbert, come out from hiding behind your electronic security blanket at Comedy Central and face me. I'm waiting at author@oceanraton.com ... what say you?
Support The Cause: Buy your copy of Ocean Raton at Amazon.com today, and tell Stephen Colbert, "You will run roughshod no more!"
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Eating your words, Stephen, or standing behind them?
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